NSA'S SNOWDEN MIRACULOUSLY APPEARS ON LONG ISLAND

NSA Whistleblower Edward Snowden mysteriously makes an appearance at an undisclosed location on Long Island, N.Y. U.S.A. Snowden, who has been living in exile in Russia could not possibly have been on Long Island, N.Y. 

However, according to musician-filmmaker Rocco: "Bilocation is a miraculous ability wherein an individual or object is located (or appears to be located) in two distinct places at the same time. Edward Snowden appearing in two locations at the same time constitutes as a miracle."

At the dinner table, the conversation turned to a political nature. Rocco shifted the conversation to the topic of NSA Whistleblower Edward Snowden. At that very moment Edward Snowden appeared at the supper. Everyone present, except for Rocco, were in shock and disbelief. Pictures were taken to confirm Snowden's mysterious appearance.

Snowden said not a word. After graciously posing for pictures, Snowden, literally walked through the wall never to be seen again.